If I were the queen of my castle
The first order of business would be
That all decisions would be mine to make
Or at least have to pass through me
If I were the queen of my castle
Everyone would do their share
Whether it be taking out trash and recycle
or at least cleaning up their shaved hair
If I were the queen of my castle
they’d ask “anything else before I go?”
I could wave them through if they’re worthy
or I’d ask them to do one more chore
If I were the queen of my castle
The food I buy would never disappear
And if anyone would like to eat something
They’d at least TRY to bring more food here
If I were the queen of my castle
Jim- my king, would support every wish
And everyone would keep a clean kitchen
and not expect ME to clean every dish
If I were the queen of my castle
I’d be greeted each day of some kind
And then maybe the king or the princes
would ask me to speak my own mind
If I were the queen of my castle
I’d never have to yell, scream or shout
But it’s because I’m not even a princess
I just watch kids, clean all day and then pout
If I were the queen of my castle
I’d be lovely and beautifully GREAT
But because I am stuck with just wishing
'Requesting' would just lead to debate