For my new friend Leslie...

(I know you’re probly wondering
“What is she up to now?”
My only goal for this rhyme-
is just to hear your “Wow”)

12 Roses for my Leslie

for 12 weeks she’s been my friend
Buying lunch and sharing giggles
I’m so sad to see it end L

12 things I hope to remember

the longer time goes by
and No Leslie, I swear, I promise
I don’t wanna make you cry

1^st rose is for the hiccups

she helped me get rid of
“Think of a spotted cow”
That remedy, I love!

2^nd Rose is for Chipotle

the “HEAVEN” she did hate
3^rd Rose is for my Nick Name
“Radar” ‘cause I’m so great! J

4^th Rose is for the Freddy’s

each time, I messed up bad
5^th Rose is for the Panda
it’s the best we’ve ever had!

6^th Rose is for the DQ

Chicken sandwiches are her thing
7^th Rose is for the Subway
As you listen to me sing

8^th Rose is for the Quiznos

She says they’re “Way-WAAAY better”
9^th Rose is for Roberto’s
I know just what to get her

10^th Rose is for Macayo’s

when we order it to-go
11^th is for Star bucks
Vente Caramel Frappachino

Let’s not forget the porkchops

chorizo and QT
I did it all for Leslie,
‘cause I know that she loves me!

12^th Rose is for “The Thingy”

that I never wanted to do
‘Cause I didn’t wanna have to work here
If I didn’t at least have you…

But now the table’s turned

As I spend my last few days…
I hope we meet again soon
with an employer who actually pays!