Some might say I have a knack with words
You might say that 'writing is for the birds'.
So that is why I'm here for you...
Just call on me if you need a word or two.
For a special event, service or present
Be totally wealthy or even a peasant.
'cause my charges are fair at less than thirty
but I won't be crude, raunchy or dirty.
Yes I do love to rhyme,
And not just any old time!
I can do Romantic or Gory;
Just tell me, what's your story?
Do you need a Resume or a letter?
Trust me, no one can do them better!
You could even be in Timbuktu
and I'll just email it straight to you.
You won't have to pay a thing
until you hear the fat lady sing.
That means pay me when I'm done.
Are you ready? Now let's have fun!