When I lost my job, it was a devastating blow. But to my husband it was the end-of-the-world. My husband couldn't STAND that I wasn’t working. Our marriage has not been the same ever since... :'o(
I started this blog to release my frustrations and hopefully by writing, I can find the silver lining. I never shared this with him OR with others- so if you're here, please respect my personal thoughts by not sharing them. Thank you.
And have them hangin out on the line I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine I can scoop up a great big dipper Full of lard from the drippin's can Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan 'Cause I'm a woman Double U O M A N I'll say it again
I can rub and scrub till this old house Is shinin like a dime Feed the baby, grease the car and Powder my face at the same time Get all dressed up, go out and swing Till four a.m. and then Lay down at five, jump up at six And start all over again 'Cause I'm a woman Double U O M A N I'll say it again
If you come to me sickly, you know I'm gonna make you well If you come to me hexed up, You know I'm gonna break the spell If you come to me hungry, You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits If it's lovin' you're lackin', I'll kiss you And give you the shiverin' fits 'Cause I'm a woman Double U O M A N I'll say it again
I can stretch a greenback dollar bill From here to kingdom come I can play the numbers, pay my bills And still end up with some I got a twenty dollar gold piece says There ain't nothin I can't do I can make a dress out of a feed bag And I can make a man out of you 'Cause I'm a woman Double U O M A N I'll say it again 'Cause I'm a woman Double U O M A N And that's all